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tastefullyoffensive:

Animals Waving Hello to You [boredpanda]

Previously: Perfectly Timed Dog Photos

edwad:

*phone rings*
“hello”
“hi! is your refrigerator running”
“yes it is”
“mine is as well! can’t wait to see your fridge at the race tomorrow”

Ok. so you're just gorgeous, i needed to tell that, even though you probably already know that. hope i will able to bump into you one day in the street
Anonymous

xbrotherlylovex:

Thanks for the compliment. I’ll keep my eyes open for a grey face wearing shades on the streets.

nickpickster:

Alternative Cd cover

nickpickster:

Alternative Cd cover

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mothercheesus:

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press play and watch the gif. 

just trust me.

I’m so inspired right now!

stability:

churrodestroyer:

stability:

when your next victim finally comes into the stall

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This is fucked up. I’m crying.

aw no, dont cry. come sit down lets talk about it

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What I will NEVER wish upon my enemies: mental illness, disabilities, physical ailments, harm to friends/family, etc.
What I WILL wish upon my enemies: getting all the red lights, being put on hold, stubbing their toe in the middle of the night on the way to the bathroom, having their food order wrong, finding clothes that just don't quite fit right, stepping on Legos, their OTPs never become canon, etc.